Crystal Funhouse 2 is the 1st episode of the Bumper Series.
- Mario: Seriously, dude. You brought us down this mine to see this moron?
- SMG4: No, Mario. I want you to meet one of Le Princy Peachstool's hobo freinds. Here.
- Bolbi: (Camera pans onto his face) SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
- Old Man: What in the hell?
- SMG4: I could ask you the same thing, dorkface. What are you doing here?
- Old Man: Uhh...
- Bolbi: (Holds up gun) ON THE GROUND OR DIE! (Lunges at Old Man and rips it apart)
- SMG4: Anyway, that 12 year old is what I want to show you.
- Mario: Right... (Edges away)
- Bolbi: Kill the fruitcake! (Cuts a fruitcake in half)
- SMG4: (Wakes up in his bed and screams like a girl)