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Mario and Luigi[]

Speed: 56%

Turbo: 37%

Control: 79%

Victory: It's-a-Mario time! (Mario), Whew, made it! (Luigi)

Failure: Oooh, mamma mia! (Mario), Luigi not happy. (Luigi)

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Wario and Waluigi[]

Speed: 68%

Turbo: 32%

Control: 81%

Victory: Take that, losers! (Wario), Waluigi Time! Waluigi wins! (Waluigi)

Failure: D'oh, I missed! (Wario), Everybody cheated! Next time I cheat! (Waluigi)

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Bowser and Kamek[]

Speed: 70%

Turbo: 63%

Control: 32%

Victory: Oh yes!! Magikoopa wins! (Kamek), Go! (Bowser)

Failure: WHY?! (Kamek), Rawrrr! (Bowser)

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Peach and Daisy[]

Speed: 40%

Turbo: 39%

Control: 40%

Victory: We did it! (Peach), Love it! (Daisy)

Failure: Oh, no. (Peach), Aww, man! (Daisy)

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Shy Guy and Toad[]

Speed: 67%

Turbo: 45%

Control: 80%

Victory: YEAH TOAST! (Shy Guy), I'm the best! (Toad)

Failure: Yeah toast... (Shy Guy), Aww, how sad. (Toad)

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Blue Paratroopa and Boomerang Bro.[]

Speed: 21%

Turbo: 10%

Control: 70%

Victory: Yeah! I won! (B. Paratroopa), Right on, mate! (Boomerang Bro.)

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Failure: Oh, dear... (B. Paratroopa), Not good at all! (Boomerang Bro.)

SMG4 and Yoshi[]

Speed: 61%

Turbo: 89%

Control: 97%

Victory: FOOOOOOOORTUNE!!! (SMG4), Yoshi! (Yoshi)

Failure: OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO! (SMG4), Ow-wow-wow-wow-wow! (Yoshi)

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Kirby and Chris[]

Speed: 69%

Turbo: 50%

Control: 69%

Victory: Yay! Hiiii! (Kirby), Sweet! (Chris)

Failure: Uh-oh! (Kirby), Let's try again. (Chris)

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Crash and Coco Kandicoot[]

Speed: 76%

Turbo: 69%

Control: 50%

Victory: Hell yeah!! (Crash), Hooray! (Coco)

Failure: It's not fair! (Crash), Pleeeease! (Coco)

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Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong[]

Speed: 51%

Turbo: 70%

Control: 22%

Victory: Oooh, shhh-yahoo! (DK), Woo! Hoo, hoo, hoo! (Diddy)

Failure: Nooo-hooo, ooh-shee-haarsh! (DK), Aaaaaaah! (Diddy)

Unlockables[]

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Mr. M and Mr. L[]

Speed: 78%

Turbo: 89%

Control: 90%

Victory: We are unstoppable! (Mr. M), Excellent! (Mr. L)

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Failure: The night. It was the night's fault. (Mr. M), This is the worst day ever! (Mr. L)

Dr. Mario and Dr. Luigi[]

Speed: 56%

Turbo: 37%

Control: 79%

Victory: We did it! (Dr. Mario), Alright! (Dr. Luigi)

Failure: Darn it! (Dr. Mario), NOOOOOOOOOO! (Dr. Luigi)

Coco and SMG3[]

Speed: 300%

Turbo: 295%

Control: 15%

Victory: "Ha-ha! Top that, suckas!" (Coco), "Boo-yah!" (SMG3)

Defeat: "Aww, come on!" (Coco), "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-" (SMG3)

SpongeBob and Rainbow Dash[]

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Speed: 100%

Turbo: 100%

Control: 55%

Victory: "Victory Screech!" (SpongeBob), "So, awesome!" (Rainbow Dash)

Defeat: "Barnacles!" (SpongeBob), "I'm a laughingstock!" (Rainbow Dash)

Sanic and Shrek[]

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Speed: 200%

Turdo: 80%

Control: 40%

Victory: SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE! (Shrek), CUM ON, STEP IT UP! (Sanic)

Defeat: It's all ogre for me (Shrek), Gotta go FASTER next time (Sanic)


DLC[]

Steve and Alex[]

Speed: 80%

Turbo: 79%

Control: 80%

Victory: "HI GUYS!!!!" (Steve), "FOR MINECRAFT!" (Alex)

Defeat: "Bye guys..." (Steve), "It's over, can't you see? We failed..." (Alex)

CandyKao and BandyKao[]

Speed: 67%

Turbo: 41%

Control: 103%

Victory: "Hardly a challenge." (CandyKao), "WE HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER!" (BandyKao)

Defeat: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME???" (CandyKao), "Damn damn damn damn damn damn dammy dammy DAMN!" (BandyKao)

Dr. Eggman and Po[]

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Speed: 22%

Turbo: 36%

Control: 17%

Victory: "How about that?" (Dr. Eggman), "Tubby Custard! Tubby Custard!" (Po)

Defeat: "How could I let this happen?" (Dr. Eggman), "Eh-oh!" (Po)

Luna and Cleveland[]

Speed: 60%

Turbo: 90%

Control: 60%

Victory: "We've done well." (Luna), "I WIN! IN YO' FACE!" (Cleveland)

Defeat: "This won't stop me." (Luna), "I MEANT TO DO THAT!" (Cleveland)

Frankie and Navi[]

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Speed: 35%

Turbo: 53%

Control: 250%

Victory: "Who wants a muffin?" (Frankie), "Hey! Listen!" (Navi)

Defeat: "SOMEBODY KILL ME!" (Frankie), "Look out!" (Navi)

Boss Battles

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Red Banzey[]

Speed: 80%

Turbo: 80%

(No control because he is not playable)

Red Banzey is the first boss. He is very fast, and shoots Bullet Bills at the player.

Victory: "Fools!"

Defeat: "You win this time!"

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Shadow Mario[]

Speed: 74%

Turbo: 80%

Like all bosses, Shadow Mario has no vehicle and is not playable without an Action Replay device. He just runs and uses his paintbrush.

Victory: "YAHOO FOR ME!"

Defeat: "Oh-ho, mama!"

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Nabbit[]

Speed: 32%

Turbo: 46%

Control: N/A

Nabbit is the third boss in the game and is very slow. He has no attack and can only jump to avoid the player. He is a very easy boss to beat.

Victory: "How did I do that?"

Defeat: "Well, that sucked for me."

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Ztar[]

Speed: 120%

Turbo: 90%

Ztar is considered the most annoying boss. He can shoot homing missiles at the player and is super fast.

Victory: "Mwahahahahaha!"

Defeat: "NOOOOOOO!"

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