Mario: (singing) Thriller
And no one's gonna save you
From the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller
SMG4: Dude, shut up! What's so special about that stupid Halloween song? It's not even Halloween yet!
Mario: Then why is the place decorated for Halloween?
SMG4: What are you talking abou- (sees Halloween decorations) OH MY GO- WHAT THE SHELL?
SMG4: (holds Inkzooka from Splatoon) (looks at the castle's residents) If I don't get answers on who decorated this or why it looks like this, I will fire this bazooka!
Residents: I know nothing!/Let me leave!/I'll call the cops!/No, please, don't!
SMG4: WELL, WHY IS THE PLACE DECORATED LIKE HALLOWEEN?
???: Because it's Spooooooooooky Day...the day where you can earn your Scare Pins by scoring candy spiiiiiiiiiders...
SMG4: Who said that?
???: I am Sharuuuuuuuuka...the owner of Decalburg Haunted Hooooooooouse...
SMG4: Well, Sharuka, how would I get candy spiders?
Sharuka: Scaaaaaaaare...or head to my haunted hoooooooouse...and if you make it to the ennnnnnnnnnnd...I will give you free candy spiiiiiiiiiiders...
SMG4: Why would I fall for a scam like that?
ToyTim3: (pokes head on-screen) Hey, I got two Scare Pins!
SMG4: LET'S GO!
At Decalburg Haunted House
Mario: Anyone else think we're wandering into a trap?
SMG4 Shut up, Mario! Sharuka has candy spiders! And I. WANT. CANDY SPIDERS.